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Big, Bigger, Best (with Chris Cogott)

from SpinTunes Contest Songs by Boffo Yux Dudes

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This song is for round 2 of SpinTunes 5 'Pump You Up: Write a song that is motivational to workout to. Something that is meant to pump up the listener.'

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Big Bigger Best
(Cogott-Morgan-Giarrosso)

Do you ever work out?
‘Cause you know I do
I like to Pump It Up
Like gorillas in the zoo

I take all the right shots
I take all the right pills
I make all the right moves
So I give you a thrill

Chorus:
Pump it up, baby; big, bigger, best
My pecs are bulging - I can’t fit in my vest
My biceps are swolen - I can’t swing my arms
That shrivelled nutsack - just part of my charm

I work out eight days a week
Sixty-five weeks a year
I bribe all the right testers
To say my urine is clear

See me on my machines
As I lift, grunt and pull
My ass is rock hard
Bet you can’t find any hole

Chorus:
Pump it up, baby; big, bigger, best
My pecs are bulging - I can’t fit in my vest
The veins in my head are all fit to burst
My heart will give out if my brain doesn’t first

They say I’m doin’ too much
They say I’m outta control
Gotta keep gettin’ bigger
It just gnaws at my soul

So let’s all pump it together
It’s all worth it, you betcha
Pay no heed to the fact
I’m being wheeled out on a stretcher

Chorus:
Pump it up, baby; big, bigger, best
My pecs are bulging - I can’t fit in my vest
My tendons are tight like a violin string
But don’t bother to touch me, ‘cause I can’t feel a thing

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from SpinTunes Contest Songs, released August 10, 2010
Music and Jiggery Pokery - Chris Cogott
Vocals and playing an organ - Al Morgan
Screams, Mayhem, and stuff buried in the mix - Tom Giarrosso

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Old guys who should know better. The ones your parents warned you about. Allan Morgan and Tom Giarrosso head this version of BYD with Scott Mercer and Partick Montello, using rabid optimism that they'll be remembered for more than just all those Elvis Traffic interactives with DJ's around the USA. ... more

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