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Masters of Song Fu

by Boffo Yux Dudes

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1.
Our Winter Love (free) 01:42
Our Winter Love (A. Morgan, T. Giarrosso) I want to hold You all the time   You want to run You should be mine. We both should be as one, you see? together for eternity. You were so cold and mean to me   but not so bold then try to flee I don't know why We grew apart     run you can try but I have your heart I want to hold you never let you go         but the authorities tell me it can’t be so   I'm hanging your         stockings with care so detectives won't find DNA there. I'll love you to the end of time   I think by then, you'll still be mine No matter how cold you may get   I'll warm you up I'm not a threat Your hair of gold And skin of blue     Makes me want to Be close to you Keep laying there Just be still If I don’t love you Nobody will I love your eyes as I see ‘em Staring out your masoleum Heart of stone Skin of Ice May I kiss you? That would be nice Your are the Love of my life This way you are The perfect wife They think that you’ve Gone away But now’s the time For us to play I’ll be your groom You be my bride We’ll sleep forever Side by Side Timeless like the ancient druids You’re full of embalming fluid I want to hold You all the time   You want to run You should be mine. We both should be as one, you see?   together for eternity. We both should be as one, you see?   together for eternity.
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3 is an Evil Number (free) 02:47
3… is an evil number. Yes it is it's an evil number. Somewhere in the Devil's own triumvirate You get 3.. as an evil number The Bad, the Vicious and the Ugly Wicked, Wrong and Fugly Vile, Beastly, and Lewd Give you 3.. its an Evil number. It takes three fates to make a damnation To curse you when you’re dead It takes three prongs to make a Trident To spear you in the head When its 3 You can see It's an evil number A man and a zombie had a little baby, (For dinner) Yes, they did. It fed three in the family, And that's an evil number. Penguin, Joker and Two-Face Villians up in your face. Batman back in his place cause of 3 it's an evil number… Flatbeds, Trucks and Fountains Snake canyon in the Mountains Eval's jumping' things he cannot see it's a Kineval number. 3 times 2 is 666  - The number of the beast 3 times 3 is  9 -  circles of hell in which we feast 3 times 4 is 12  A dozen minions at your feet. 3 times 5 is 15 repugnant  toadies for trick or treat. 3 times 6 is 18: 6 + 6 + 6 Evil numerology is how we get our kicks 3 times 7 is 21 – blackjack of the damned Your Aces and Eights make up the Dead Man’s Hand! A man and a zombie had a little baby, For dinner.  Yes, they did. It fed three in the family, And that's an evil number.
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The Reign of the King (free) 04:00
Johny wanted something that he shouldn't aughta want he was doin well and had a gal, but somethin did haunt his eyes started wanderin', he was playin' with fire On the night that he finally saw his heart's desire. Chorus: Now his teardrops fall like rain But it don't mean a thing 'Cause it's starting to come down The reign of the King. Her name was Rochalinda and she had ambitions and they started rubbin off on Johny's antsy condition. He saw her in a nightclub where she liked to sing. The beginning of the downfall of the Reign of the king. Now his teardrops fall like rain But it don't mean a thing 'Cause it's starting to come down The reign of the King. Johnny had to prove his love, and he knew what he would do He'd make a move on the big man, Mr. Hefty LaRue He thought he'd win his love by grabbin' that brass ring But time was runnin' out on the Reign of the new King He plugged big man LaRue like you'd plug up a drain but laRue's jealous wife she started goin' insane She put a slug in Johnny's head like it didn't mean a thing He died in RochaLinda's arms...the end of the King Now her teardrops fall like rain But it don't mean a thing 'Cause it's starting to come down The reign of the King. The reign of the King
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Al's Blues (free) 03:10
I may be getting old, but I’m not to old to sing the blues   I’m getting older, my memory’s startin’ to go Yes, I’m getting’ older, my memory’s startin’ to go Somebody please help me ‘Cause I can’t remember no….thing.   The words are all mixed up, can’t make ‘em rhyme Yeah, those words are mixed up, can’t even make ‘em rhyme Don’t know what’s the problem I used to do it all the…way.   So I went down to the crossroads, my guitar by my side I went on down to the crossroads, my guitar by my side I got nowhere to run, baby, I got no place to...sit down. You know my woman left me, you know she did me wrong. Yes she did. You know my woman left me, you know she done me wrong She left me all alone here That’s why I’m singing this…tune.   Sometimes I forget that my baby just ain't true I said sometimes I forget that mean old woman just ain't true I got those memory-sapping Mean old Alzheimer's...orange ... fuchia or maybe some shade of red...
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How can I make you understand? Our love follows a master plan From stories told by girl and beau In days of romance long ago To find you I looked near and far In cemeteries and graveyards My shovel worked from coast to coast Cause you’re the girl I dig the most Then I brought you to my lab Where I put you on the slab You came around at 12 o’clock It must have come as quite A piece from here, a part from there A little bit from who knows where A little power from above That’s my recipe for love A romance just like ours, my dear Cannot start ‘til I holler “Clear”! I don’t mean to give you jolts But here comes 50,000 volts When I first saw you I took your hand And legs, spleen, and pineal gland I stitched them up with a cross hatch Until you had no strings attached You’ve got a heart that’s never blue And fantastic kidneys too Is it divine insripration? Or just superior circulation? A piece from here…. I don’t want to be facetious While I watch you go to pieces I know darling you’ll be mine Or my name isn’t…(Frankenstein) [RAP] Your veins I see coursing with life And know that you must be my wife So walk with me into the light And never ever leave my sight I hope you’re equally as smitten If love bites, I know I’ve been bitten The final chapter of our story In our underground laboratory [BREAKDOWN (Nervous)] A piece from here… How can I make you understand?…

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Allan Morgan and Tom Giarrosso bring subversion and mayhem into perspective with their short ditties about everyday life. It also helps to understand them if you are psychotically insane or enjoy Joe Covenant's twisted thoughts on zombification.

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released December 13, 2009

Allan Morgan - Voice and plunking on things
Tom Giarrosso - Voice and analyst bills

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Old guys who should know better. The ones your parents warned you about. Allan Morgan and Tom Giarrosso head this version of BYD with Scott Mercer and Partick Montello, using rabid optimism that they'll be remembered for more than just all those Elvis Traffic interactives with DJ's around the USA. ... more

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