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3 is an Evil Number

from Masters of Song Fu by Boffo Yux Dudes

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    The Boffo Yux Dudes / Pop Machine entry for Masters of Song Fu #5 Round 2. Allan Morgan and Tommy G do their homage to the Schoolhouse Rock classic.
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3… is an evil number.
Yes it is
it's an evil number.
Somewhere in the Devil's own triumvirate
You get 3.. as an evil number

The Bad, the Vicious and the Ugly
Wicked, Wrong and Fugly
Vile, Beastly, and Lewd
Give you 3.. its an Evil number.

It takes three fates to make a damnation
To curse you when you’re dead
It takes three prongs to make a Trident
To spear you in the head
When its 3
You can see
It's an evil number

A man and a zombie had a little baby,
(For dinner) Yes, they did.
It fed three in the family,
And that's an evil number.

Penguin, Joker and Two-Face
Villians up in your face.
Batman back in his place
cause of 3 it's an evil number…

Flatbeds, Trucks and Fountains
Snake canyon in the Mountains
Eval's jumping' things he cannot see
it's a Kineval number.

3 times 2 is 666  - The number of the beast
3 times 3 is  9 -  circles of hell in which we feast
3 times 4 is 12  A dozen minions at your feet.
3 times 5 is 15 repugnant  toadies for trick or treat.

3 times 6 is 18: 6 + 6 + 6
Evil numerology is how we get our kicks
3 times 7 is 21 – blackjack of the damned
Your Aces and Eights make up the Dead Man’s Hand!

A man and a zombie had a little baby,
For dinner.  Yes, they did.
It fed three in the family,
And that's an evil number.

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from Masters of Song Fu, track released December 6, 2009
Allan Morgan - Music, Vocals
Tommy G - Cacodemonic minion

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Old guys who should know better. The ones your parents warned you about. Allan Morgan and Tom Giarrosso head this version of BYD with Scott Mercer and Partick Montello, using rabid optimism that they'll be remembered for more than just all those Elvis Traffic interactives with DJ's around the USA. ... more

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