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Dr. K.

Grandpa's got arthritis - Grannie can not see
Aunt Sadie's Got Diarrhea - She's had it most the week
My family makes me crazy. Can't you help me please?
Dr. Kevorkian. I think they're killin' me.

Some people call you murderer
Some people call you saint
I call 1 800 Doctor Death
'cause I couldn't wait

I said put my Granny underground. Put my Pa to sleep.
Dr. Kevorkian. I think they're killin' me.
Dr. Kevorkian. Dr. Kevorkian. I think my relatives are trying to kill me.
So come on down to my house, and bring that death machine.
Dr. Kevorkian please, they're killin me.

The Doc came in the front door with his death machine
Gramp passed out and hit the floor. I heard old Granny scream
She thru down her walker, and out the door she went
Runnin' cross the back lawn, trying to jump the fence.

She screamed,
'Dr. Kevorkian. Dr. Kevorkian. I think my relatives are trying to kill me.
Don't come on down to my house, don't bring your death machine.
Dr. Kevorkian, they're killin me."

The Doc put out Grandpa in two minutes flat
He helped me catch old granny
He helped me catch the cat
He looked at me and smiled he said 'Mercy Work is hard'.
Wrote me out and invoice and charged my credit card.

I said,
''Dr. Kevorkian. Dr. Kevorkian. I think my relatives are trying to kill me.
So come on down to my house, and bring your death machine.
Dr. Kevorkian, please, they're killin me.""

So if you've got some relatives who are ailin' you
Just call up the doctor and he'll pull you through.
I say the man's a savior. Hey, he saved my life.
He stopped by here last Saturday and Euthanized my wife.

I said,
''Dr. Kevorkian. Dr. Kevorkian. I think my relatives are trying to kill me.
So come on down to my house, and bring your death machine.
Dr. Kevorkian, please, they're killin me."

Dr. Kevorkian. I think my relatives are trying to kill me.
So come on down to my house, and bring your death machine.
Dr. Kevorkian, please, they're killin me."

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from Bare Bones, released November 8, 2011

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Old guys who should know better. The ones your parents warned you about. Allan Morgan and Tom Giarrosso head this version of BYD with Scott Mercer and Partick Montello, using rabid optimism that they'll be remembered for more than just all those Elvis Traffic interactives with DJ's around the USA. ... more

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